your cat likes me better (malice_n_wonder) wrote,
your cat likes me better

Cabin Fever

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Malice has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt sign. If you haven’t already done so, please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin. Please take your seat and fasten your seat belt, and also make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full upright position. If you are seated next to an emergency exit, please read carefully the special instructions card located by your seat. If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the event of an emergency, please tell the flight attendant you've already seen LOST and know how things will end for her.

We remind you that this is not a non-smoking flight. Smoking is cautiously advised on this trip, that's why God made lavatories. Tampering with, disabling or destroying the lavatory smoke detectors may be advisable, depending upon your circumstances.

If you have any questions about our urban flight today, please don’t hesitate to ask one of our attendants. Thank you.

In other words, we're off to the mountains to celebrate our anniversary! Be good in my absence, and if you can't be good, at least take some screenshots for me!
Tags: my boyfriend my laughing boyfriend, oh god yes
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