your cat likes me better (malice_n_wonder) wrote,
your cat likes me better

Drivers I Automatically Side-Eye

If you live in the city or the burbs and have a bumper sticker on your truck that says some shit like “Cowgirl Up!” Or “Country boys will survive!”

People with non-ironic stick figure families on their cars, especially if they have more than four stick kids. Stop overpopulating the planet and being so fucking basic.

Anyone with an “Abortion stops a beating heart” bumper sticker. You know what else stops a beating heart? Women who die because they can’t receive medically safe abortions. Also, my foot up your ass.

You have an Insane Clown Posse sticker on your car... That tells me pretty much everything I need to know about you.

That goes double for those idiots with the fake testicles on their tow hitches. If you’re secure in your own balls, you don’t need fake ones for your truck.

What about you? What things do you see in traffic or parking lots that signify the person in the other car is probably an asshole?

*edited: a word
Tags: ways to identify assholes
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